Amore

When the moon hits your eye / like a big pizza pie / that's amore....

When you swim in the sea / and an eel bites your knee / that's a moray

When the moon hits your dish / and you mispronounce fish / albacore

A New Zealander man / with a permanent tan / that's a Maori

When your vitamins be / mostly C, D, and E / have some more A

When a Canadian shows you his / mother he says / Dat's my maw, eh

When two patterns combine / in a way serpentine / that's a moire

My new raygun here tries / to put out both your eyes / that's a Moe-ray

For the farmer in need / of some very cheap feed / get some mow-hay

When the moon hits your knee / and you mispronunce tree / sycamore

When your chocolate graham / is so full that it's crammed / that's a s'more, eh?

When the moon hits your face / in the damp marshy place / that's a moor, eh?